We Go Together or Not at All

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

merkiplier:

This is a virtual hug, spread it to those who need it most!”

only-joking-iamfred:

robertwmanion:

only-joking-iamfred:

So I was on youtube and I saw this in the suggestions box

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can we just-

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That’s 9 and 3/4!

omg

craftykinkster:

dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

OMFG

elasmosaurus:

Gen1-Gen6 starter Pokemon :)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

drunkenashes:

can yOU IMAGINE SEEING YOUR INTERNET FRIEND SMILING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF YOU. I BET THEIR SMILE CAN LIGHT uP THIS ENTIRE WORLD 

agarjelly:

This morning be like..

agarjelly:

This morning be like..

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

ggeology:

Blue and pink Sapphire
My excuse for anything when it’s over 85 degrees out. Maine’s winter temperatures have messed with me.

My excuse for anything when it’s over 85 degrees out. Maine’s winter temperatures have messed with me.